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Take out (the secret recipe)

I came... I saw... I decided to order take out! Some nights that is the whole recipe. Here it is, written down properly, like the others.

Written by Xhulio
  • Prep 2 min
  • Cook 0 min
  • Serves 1, ordered for 2
Jump to the recipe OK, I'll cook instead
A pepperoni pizza in its open take out box

No dishes. Chef's kiss.

EmergencyNo cuisine

Take out (the secret recipe)

For the nights when the fridge is full and there is still nothing to eat.

Written by Xhulio
Prep time
2 min
Cook time
0 min
Total time
5 min, they say
Servings
1 person
Calories
Don't
Course
All of them
Cuisine
Whatever is open
Ordering for
1 person

Order for two anyway. Lunch tomorrow.

Ingredients

0 of 5 ticked

Instructions

  1. Open the fridge

    • Look inside.
    • Close it.
    • Open it again, in case something changed.

    Nothing changed.

  2. Admit it

    • Say it out loud: I am not cooking tonight.
    • It's fine. It happens to me too, and I have a cooking site.

  3. Order

    • Open the app.
    • Scroll for forty minutes.
    • Order the same thing as last time.

  4. Wait

    • The driver is 5 minutes away.
    • Do not start a snack. That is how you end up eating two dinners.

  5. Serve

    • Plates are optional.
    • Eat it out of the box. I won't tell.

    Tomorrow we cook. Deal?

Or don't wait

Three things I cook faster than the driver

Just saying.